I'm hanging on! Life happens despite what you plan


*Me *
* Laura
* Born = 01/11/64
* Mom
* Graduate

*Current Wishes *

:: "Enough money to make life easy on my kids, if even just for a while"::

:: "Just one weekend...never mind, you know"::

:: "Time, time and more time"::

:: "A really great vacation for my whole family"::

:: "To finish school and make bunches of money before arthritis creeps into my hands and makes my life hell"

:: Nicole ::
:: Melissa ::
::Theresa::
:: Kathy ::
:: blogskins ::


Current Favorite Quotes and the Wise People that Said Them

:: "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill::

:: "You're never too old to become younger." - Mae West

:: "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." - Phyllis Diller::

:: "D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our struggles, we've always been poor, but it's been worth it, ay, worth it a hundred times I say when I look round at my children." - W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage'::

:: "For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."- Judy Garland::



Wednesday, October 24, 2007

My sister emailed this to me. I usually delete her emails because she is the "Fwd:" EMPRESS of emails, this one however made me smile and I thought it worthy of my blog. Hope anyone who still reads this blog gets a chuckle.

AS I MATURE

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you better have lots of money, huge boobs or a big willy.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you've finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is, the passion fades and there better be a great friendship or lots of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people that mean the most to you are taken from this world too soon and the less important ones just never seem to go away.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

You're never to old to become younger. - Mae West

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except exercise, eat right, get up early or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde

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Mom out
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